Hey folks, this update is only to let you guys know that I will be submitting all of my old drawings (i.e. FAC stuff) onto this account.

My reasons? I want to keep one account to organize all my old work in, and I'm also thinking of returning to this account. I'm not sure if I will do the later, since most of my work, comments, journals, etc. I've made here utterly ashame me. God, I was such a prat on this account.

Anyway, I wish you all happy holidays.

Melissa

I took this from *tainte-truffle, it looked fun so I wanted to do it too! I know they... well... almost all of them have a couple already but for the sake of the lulz let's pretend they're single here! ... DON'T GET MAD!!! I JUST DID IT FOR THE LULZ!!! THEY'RE NOT REALLY CHEATING!!! BESIDES MOST OF THEM ARE BLOOD RELATIVES!!! LOT'S OF INCEST GOING AROUND!!! AND OUT OF CHARACTER SITUATIONS!!! BUT I DID IT FOR THE LULZ!!! D8!!! *flees from angered OC's*

Rules:

1. Fill in the numbers. DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU DO THIS! You can use an OC only once.
2. Answer the questions.
3. Have fun! And tag other IF competitors if you wish.
4. If you don’t have enough OC use tv/movie/books characters USE ALL YOUR OCS FIRST


MY HOARS!!! 8D!!!

1. Lyon
2. Rosa
3. Coyote
4. Eva
5. Raphael
6. Diego
7. Isabel
8. Joshua
9. Jordan
10. Remedios


1. Number 5 (Raphael) x Number 3 (Coyote) or Number 7 (Isabel) x Number 10 (Remedios)?

Either way it's incest >_>; but I'll go for Raphael x Coyote it's sexy seeing how they're opposites, LOL!


2. Number 2 (Rosa) has attempted to steal Number 8's (Joshua's) laundry. How does Number 8 (Joshua) react?

Rosa: ^_^ Oh this shirt is kind of coo-

Joshua: HEY LEAVE MY CLOTHES!!! T^T!!! YOU'RE A GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

Rosa: Calm down! I wanted to borrow it

Joshua: MINE MINE MINE!!! *hissssssssssss*

Rosa: o_o; *puts clothes back in drawers and walks out of the room slowly*


3. Do you think Number 5 (Raphael) is a virgin? Number 10 (Remedios)?

Remedios: Mmm... seeing how he sometimes takes magazines in the
restroom with him... I think he is...

Raphael: ... sh-shut up... -////-


4. What would Number 6 (Diego) NEVER do?

He would NEVER stop molesting (sexually) his dear cousin Raphael.


5. How would Number 4 (Eva) probably react if Number 8 (Joshua) sent him/her a death threat?

Good Eva: WH-WHY DO YOU HATE ME!? *sobs* I'M TELLING MY DADDY!!! *runs away crying*

or

Bad Eva: *cackles* I'd like to see you try killing me you filthy ape... *grins ready to tear him apart limb by limb with her vectors*

Joshua: o_o; *lifts little white flag* I WAS KIDDING! I SURRENDER! LOVE AND PEACE YO! (XD; either way he's a dead man!)


6. What is the hardest thing about drawing Number 1 (Lyon)?

His body >_>; I have a lot of trouble on anatomy currently


7. Out of Numbers 2-10, WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO DIE FROM OVERCONSUMPTION?!

Huh, what's overconsumption? o_o; I fail at english vocabulary...


8. Number 9 (Jordan) x Number 3 (Coyote). Fan?

I really doubt that will work out... o_o; Coyote is a jerk and Jordan is a sweet guy... Coyote might be... TOO dominant...

Coyote: *grabbing Jordan by his shirt's collar* MAKE ME A SANDWHICH BI-%$#@!!!

Jordan: YES DARLING!!! OO;;;


9. What would you do if...Number 6 (Diego) came out the closet?

Actually... he's already bisexual...


10. Who would Number 1 (Lyon) most likely to send a Valentine to out of 2-10?

Lyon: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY LITTLE SIS!!! *hugs Rosa handing her a teddy bear*

Rosa: AAW! Thanks so much bro! ^o^ *hugs him tight kissing his cheek*

Lyon: :3 ARF!!! *wags tail like a happy puppy*


11. What kind of outfit would Number 8 (Joshua) never be caught dead in?

Female lingerie? >_>;


12. So what is Number 5's secret fetish?

Raphael: *walking into the restroom hiding a magazine under his armpit* >////>;

Eva: *sees the cover of the magazine* OMG RAPHAEL YOU'RE READING THE MAGAZINE I USED TO WORK FOR!!! Aren't all the Playboy models pretty!? ^3^

Raphael: AAAH!!! O////O; *runs into restroom slamming door shut* >///>; DAMMIT!!!


13. 13! UNLUCKY NUMBER! HOW DOES NUMBER 1 (Lyon) REACT?

Lyon: I don't really believe in bad luck.


14. Which out of 2-10 are you dreading to fight?

Raphael >_>; he's a half demon prince and a master in the Dark Arts... there's no telling what kind of curse he can place on you!


15. A WILD POODLE ATTACKS NUMBER 1 (Lyon)!

Lyon: *covering himself from the ferocious poodle* AAAAH!!! NO YOU CAN TEAR MY FLESH AND CRUSH MY BONES BUT I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU MY STEAK!! IT'S MINE!!! MINE!! MINE!!! *hissssssss*


16. What would Number 10 (Remedios) never say to Number 9 (Jordan)?

Remedios: I want you, I don't want anybody else and when I think about you I touch myself... oooh.. oooh... oooh... OOOH!!!

Jordan: o_o; ... WHATCHUBEENSMOKIN'!?


17. Name the oddest pairing out of 1-10.

Rosa x Isabel XD;?

Isabel: *washing dishes*

Rosa: *giggles appearing behind her wrapping arms around her waist* Miss me...?

Isabel: *turns around blushing* Yes sweetheart... *shuts eyes leaning closer to Rosa's face for a kiss*

(... Let's leave it there or else Zephyr and Kiba might get angered o_o)


18. Now come up with a name for a fanfic for the above couple.

Thorns in my garden...

I dunno they're both kind of goth >_>;


19. Now name the cutest pairing out of 1-10.

Mmm... Eva x Raphael XD;


20. Now come up with a hurt/comfort fic title or a tragedy fic title to above couple

Candle in my Darkness

o_o; I think...


21. Number 2 (Rosa) x Number 6 (Diego). How would it happen?

Rosa: *sitting at the base of the stairs staring at her feet sadly* ...

Diego: AWH BAY-BEE THAR U R!!! *hugs Rosa rubbing his cheek against hers* Did you miss me darling...? Don't be so sad pumpkin daddy is here!

Rosa: Diego... now is not the time really... *moves away eyes tearing up*

Diego: *frowns sitting next to her* ... Who upset you...? Tell me right now! I swear I'll beat the hell out of the idiot!

Rosa: ... Diego... people I used to know saw me at work today... and they told everyone at my current job that I used to be a whore... *cries* I've tried so hard to put the past aside bu-but now... it keeps coming back!!! *puts her hand on her knees griting teeth and shuts eyes tightly supressing her tears*

Diego: Rosa... *pulls her to him hugging her close and tight* You're not a whore... you're a gorgeous, kind and intelligent woman... those people are asshats who can't see the wonderfull being you are... I don't understand why anyone would be blind enough not to see that light shining from you...

Rosa: *eyes narrow blushing and hugs him back shutting eyes* Diego... thank you so much... *kisses his cheek*

Diego: *blush* You're welcome...

(Not much action can happen there since they're cousins ^^ just a cute little crush going on!!!)


22. Number 1 (Lyon) x Number 7 (Isabel) x Number 3 (Coyote). Narrate what would happen.

Isabel: *sitting on a bean bag reading a novel* ...

Coyote: *standing on the other end of the room then wolf whistles looking at Isabel up and down* I wonder what toy store you got out of doll... *blows her a kiss*

Isabel: *glares at Coyote face red then turns back to her novel* ... pig...

Lyon: *frowns* Antonio, leave her alone already!

Coyote: Peh, you're a pu-%#@!!! I can tell you're atracted to her too, but you have no ba-$% to take intialive... *grins walking over to the girl snatching the book from her hands tossing it aside* Now I'll teach you... *grabs her by the wrists pulling her up ready to kiss her*

Lyon: *gets up quickly running to his brother about to tackle him* JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

Coyote: *side steps* OLE! *grins*

Isabel: WHA-!? *gets tackled and falls over wincing* IDIOT!!! *opens eyes and sees how close her face is to Lyon's* ah... *face red embarassed now*

Lyon: *blushing insanely* so-sorry...

Coyote: *rolls eyes then kicks Lyon's head making him kiss Isabel* Oh will you look at that... *smirks* Looks like you two really seized the oportunity to make out!

Isabel and Lyon: *lips touching and faces are a bright red then break apart quickly* I'M SORRY!!! *look away sitting up quickly*

Coyote: *frowns sitting next to them and pulls Isabel close whispering in her ear* Say... which of us do you like more...? *growls quietly hugging her by the waist*

Isabel: *eyes wide and face red* Ju-just leave me...

Lyon: DAMMIT! STOP BOTHERING HER! SHE'S A WOMAN RESPECT HER!

Coyote: STFU! *purrs breathing down her neck then looks at Lyon* Ey bro... how does a threesome sound to you...?

Lyon: WHA-WHAT!? *mouth gaping open* YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT!?

Coyote: I speak the truth so often... sadly no one really believes me... *shrugs* we can all keep it our dirty little secret... I wont tell if you wont... *grins*

Isabel: ...

Lyon: ...

*later that night*

Lyon: *laying on the right side of the bed catching his breath and wraps arms around Isabel* ... wo-wow... *rests his chin above her head*

Isabel: *laying between both guys giggling and hides half her blushing face under a bed sheet* well that was quite...

Coyote: Different...? *lights up a cigarette chuckling* I told you it would trully be something worth remembering... *grins* it looks like the devil has once again succeded in tempting man... *smokes laying in bed again looking at the cieling fan spin above them* heh... we should do this again... or better yet... throw an orgy... now THAT would be something...

(O_O; ... daayumn... I hope Ruby, Hazel and Kiba wont get mad! *flee*)


23. Number 1 (Lyon) vs. Number 5 (Raphael) . How’d it start? How’d it end?

Raphael: *attemptng to cook a fish caserole following a recipe in a book* ... it... definately... does not resemble the picture... *looks at the bubbling concoction in the pot* ... *frustrated/annoyed* ... *grumbles putting a spoon in his caserole stirring then pulls it out and eyes narrow seeing the spoon sizzle and desintegrate* ... Wha-what in hell's name!?

Lyon: *walks in stomach rumbling* I'm so hungry... *smells something cooking then eyes light up* FOOD!!! *grins grabbing a bowl and serves himself some of Rapahel's "unique" cooking* Smells good bro, what are you cooking? *tilts his bowl gulping down the failure of a meal*

Raphael: WA-WAIT DON'T DRINK IT!!! *looks at Lyon horrified*

Lyon: ... *eyes widen dropping the bowl and begins running around* OMG MY TONGUE! MY THROAT! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!! *runs to the sink and starts drinking water desperatley* THAT WAS THE MOST FOUL THING THAT EVER WENT IN MY MOUTH!!! *frowns*

Raphael: *scowls crossing arms and snorts* Liar... the most foul thing to have ever gone in your mouth is Antonio's (Coyote) pe-$%#@!...

Lyon: *mouth wide open and face red* HOW THE HELL DID YOU-!?

Raphael: Like I didn't know about the threesome you had the other day... please... even Eva, of all people, knows about it...

Lyon: ...

Diego: *pops out of a trash bin* HA-HA! YOU GOT SERVED! W00T! *high fives Raphael*

Raphael: *chuckles high fiving back*


24. Number 2 (Rosa) vs. Number 8 (Joshua). Who’d win?

Rosa, she's a very strong magic weilder (sp?) even if she really doesn't give that impression at first sight. Joshua doesn't stay behind since he's an expert in fire arms... but if they were to fight Rosa would win n_n Joshua hates hurting girls.

Rosa: Go easy on me just because I'm a woman... *snorts*

Joshua: Hey T_T I respect girls! I don't like arguing or getting into fights with them.


25. Number 3 (Coyote) vs. Number 6 (Diego). Narrate it.

Diego: YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT WHAT WHEN SHE HAS TO BACK UP, SHE TURNS ON HER BACK LIGHTS AND GOES "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP"!!!

Coyote: YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WEARS A YELLOW DRESS PEOPLE RAISE THEIR ARM AND YELL "HEY, TAXI!"

Diego: YOUR MAMA IS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE BREAST FEEDS SHE GIVES OUT POWDERED MILK!

Coyote: YOUR MAMA IS SO HAIRY YOU ALMOST DIED OF RUGBURN AT BIRTH!

Diego: YOUR MAMA IS SO OLD I TOLD HER TO ACT HER OWN AGE AND SHE DIED!

Diego: YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE TOOK A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL

Coyote: YOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE CAN'T EVEN PLAY WITH HERSELF!

Diego: *mouth hanging open* oh... oh yeah... YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE!!!

Coyote: *laughs* FUC-&%$# OWNED MAN!!!


26. Number 4 (Eva) throws pie at Number 9 (Jordan). What witty thing does he/she say during/after?

Eva: *hurls pie at Jordan* TAKE THAT YOU HUMAN PIECE OF APATHY!!!

Jordan: *gets hit directly in the face then licks some on the pie off his lips* mmm... chicken pot pie... *smiles*

Eva: ;o; ... aw barnicles.. ;3; I wanted chicken pot pie...


27. Number 7 (Isabel) wants cake. How dose he/she get it?

Isabel: ... With my hands...? How else would I get it...?

What a smart arse!!! o_o;!!!


28. Number 2 (Rosa)... is hungry.

Rosa: *stomach grumbles and sees Lyon not too far away* Big brother... your dearly beloved twin wants something to eat... *walks to him doing the Puss 'n Boots face* Can you cook me something please...?

Lyon: ... D'AAW!!! Ok sis, I'll make you somethign yummy! What will you have

Rosa: Enchiladas! *smiles thinking: "Sucker! I got my free meal! YES!"


29. Number 6 (Diego) sees a cockroach.

Diego: DUDE!!! Did you know that if you cut a cockroach's head off it can still be alive for several days!? LET'S DECAPITATE THE LITTLE SUCKER!!!

Eva: *getting teary eyed* POOR LITTLE ROACH!!! JUST WHAT KIND OF INSECT KILLING PSYCHOPATH ARE YOU!? YOU'RE A JERK!!! I HATE YOU!!! *runs away crying*

Diego: EVA WAIT-!!! ... oh snap... I made her cry... *shifty eyes*


30. Number 10 (Remedios) is seen going out with Number 3 (Coyote).

Remedios: *doing some grocery shopping* I don't care how much you follow me or try touching me... you are NOT getting in my pants... and to answer your second question... Hell would have to FREEZE OVER before I accept joining your stupid orgy.

Coyote: *frowns* Come on! Don't be so stuck up your a-$#!!! Think of it as a socializing experience!!!

Remedios: *flips him the bird* There is my answer... now leave me alone and stop stakling me! *huffs brushing past him*

Coyote: *grins* I love it when she's pi-%$#&@ off like that... *growls seeing her walk down the cereal aisle*


31. Number 1 (Lyon) is having tea with Number 5 (Raphael).

Raphel: *sipping some cinnamon tea quietly* I never thought you'd be the type of man to relax and enjoy a good cup of tea in the afternoo-

Lyon: *shoving cookies down his throat* ARF FUU FOMMA FEET FOES!? (are you gonna eat those?) :3

Raphael: ... I should've known better... *twitches putting a hand on his forhead and sighs drinking his tea*


32. Number 8 (Joshua) is seen watching (insert name of the stupidest show ever).

Joshua: *watching old Mr Blobby re-runs* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! X'D

Jordan: WH-WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT PINK SPOTTED FREAK!?

Joshua: AAAH!!! *starts changing the channel quickly* IT LIES!!! IT LIES!!! IT WAS JUST A COMMERCIAL!!! *shifty eyes* PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!!

Jordan: MR BLOBBY IS SATAN IN A PINK SPOTTED SUIT!!!

Joshua: MR BLOBBY IS COOL MAN!!! DON'T INSULT HIS BLOBBYNESS!!!

Jordan: ... Who... who are you... and just what have you done with my brother you decietfull lying bastard...

Coyote: *walking out of the bathroom* Hey fuc-%&!@#... the toilet is clogged up... so if you have to go, just piss on the si- ... *eyes narrow seeing Mr Blobby on the TV and screams* GET THAT SON OF A B-%$!# C$M SHOT A@#HATT OFF THE SCREEN NOW!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! FUC-%!$#@ CLOWNS!!! *runs into his room slamming the door shut*

Joshua and Jordan: ... *look at each other in a long eerie silence trying to process in their minds what has just ocurred*

Jordan: Soooo... do you want to watch Dora the Explorer instead?

Joshua: SURE! *changes channel* SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!


Ok, now illustrate your fave question out of #1-32:

Pending but will draw... FOR THE LULZ!!! XD; *dies*


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